lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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