im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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