Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
