Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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