You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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