quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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