R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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