she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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