we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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