I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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