You just made me feel so damn special
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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