Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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