no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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