My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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