Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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