yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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