Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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