I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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