What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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