glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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