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sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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