ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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