you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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