You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Moan for me like Helen Keller
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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