I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
COCAINE IS GR8
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