do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize
