just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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