? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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