So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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