Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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