the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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