I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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