sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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