All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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