? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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