I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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what are you doing with your life
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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