You really coming over, don't trick.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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