was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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