Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
