I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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