Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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