as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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