Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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