You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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