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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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(703): View more from Virginia

She'll never know what hit her

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I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.

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(718): View more from New York

I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(416): View more from Ontario

you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.

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(315): View more from New York

HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC

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