Pregnant stripper...not hot.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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