Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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