just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
