I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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