..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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