Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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