Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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