I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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