was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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