And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
How does one acquire holy water?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
