That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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