We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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