So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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