last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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Wipe that smile off your face.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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